From: angie@iuvax.cs.indiana.edu (angela allen) Subject: Syllogism on the new feminism

(An original by me and some friends, in response to the "Earth Mothers" and "Women United in Their Oppression" movements. Must be spoken for full effect.)

All women are close to nature. Women vacuum. Nature abhors a vacuum. Therefore, all women are whores.

From: brewer@sol.cs.wmich.edu (Steve Brewer) Subject: Behavior, professors

One of my undergraduate college professors said:

You can classify any behavior using the scheme I call the "Four F's." These are:

Feeding, Fleeing, Fighting, and Reproducing.