Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: john@geac.UUCP (John Henshaw) Subject: BRAD PICK: One of my personal favourites Date: Mon, 4 Aug 97 15:10:00 EDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/88q1/9734.html

Scenario: A bishop and a rabbi are sharing a train compartment. After a short while, the two men of the cloth start relating some of their past life experiences...

(General conversation...)

Bishop: So tell me, Rabbi, have you ever actually tasted ham?

Rabbi: Well yes, in fact. Once when I was very young and daring, I tried it. But only the once...

(short pause)

Rabbi: So tell me, Bishop, have you ever ... enjoyed the comforts of a young woman?

Bishop: Well, ahem, yes... before I took my vows, mind you, when I was not so old and not so wise...

[another short pause]

Rabbi: Zo, it's better than ham, hmm?