Redneck Computer Terms

Hard drive:

Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard:

Place to hang your truck keys.

Window:

Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Floppy:

When you run out of Polygrip.

Modem:

How you got rid of your dandelions.

ROM:

Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.

Byte:

First word in a kiss-off phrase.

Reboot:

What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

Network:

Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.

Mouse:

Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.

LAN:

To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."