A Priest went to vist a ninety-two year old parishioner who lived in the country. She asked if he would like some tea. He said, "Yes," and when she excused herself to the kitchen, he started looking around the room.

He saw this beautiful antique pump organ setting in the corner. He went over to take a closer look, and he saw a beautiful cut glass vase sitting on top. He noticed that it was half filled with water. When he looked closer, he saw a condom floating in it. About that time, she came back into the room.

When they finished with their visit, curiosity got the best of the Priest, and he asked about the item floating in the vase. She said, "When I was in town eight months ago, I found this packet laying on the curb. I picked it up and brought it home. When I read the instructions on the packet, it said, 'Keep moist and put on your organ to help prevent disease'." She continued, "You know, Father, I think it works, as I haven't been sick all winter!"