Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Fuel blockades From: graham_pearson@yahoo.com (Graham Pearson) Date: Fri, 15 Sep 2000 19:30:01 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/00/Sep/blockade.html

Q. What's the difference between petrol and paraffin?

A. There are two 'f's in "paraffin" but there's no f-in petrol.

(Seems to be doing the rounds here in Britain.)