Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: fkubat@ticnet.com (Little Frank) Subject: High Tech Watch Date: Sat, 18 Sep 1999 19:30:01 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/99/Sep/watch.html

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a good looking woman and starts looking at his watch. The woman notices this and asks him if his date is late.

"No", he replies, "I've just got this new state-of-the-art watch, and I was just about to test it."

"What does it do?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me."

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing a bra or panties."

"Ha! Well it must be broken then, because I am!"

"Damn thing must be an hour fast."