A man and a lady are driving down the road and a police officer pulls them over.

The man says, "What seems to be the problem, officer?"

The police officer says, "First, your rear taillight is out."

The man says, "It must have just happened, officer; I always check my taillights."

His wife says, "You never check the taillights, it has been out for months." The man gives her a dirty look.

The officer says, "Second, you were speeding."

The man says, "Sir, I had my cruise control set; I couldn't have been speeding."

The lady says, "You never set the cruise control; you have been speeding for miles." The man gives her a dirty look.

The officer says, "Third, you are not wearing your seatbelt."

The man says, "Sir, I just took it off to get my license; I always wear it."

The lady says, "You never wear your seatbelt."

The man looks to his wife and says, "Shut the hell up!"

The officer says to the lady, "Is he always this hostile to you?"

The lady replies, "No, only when he's drunk!"