You might be an AOLer if:

• You got your internet software on a disk out of the back of a magazine.
• You had to buy a modem AFTER you intalled said software.
• You type in CAPITAL LETTERS, JUST BECAUSE IT LOOKS BETTER.
• You think 'Unix' is a complex geometric term.
• Multitasking means watching TV while you download.
• 14.4 is 'fast enuff'
• You think FTP is a gynecological syndrome.
• You have ever been told to 'Read The FAQ'
• You hope to someday understand the mystery of UUcode
• You have ever crossposted to more than twenty-five separate news groups
• You did it on purpose.
• You have ever waited more than twenty minutes for any web page to load.
• 'Jpeg' is a swearword at your house.
• You prounounce 'Gif' with a 'J'
• You have ever posted a binary in chunks smaller than 90K
• You have ever posted an uncompressed .BMP image to a binary picture group.
• 'Linux'? Isn't he the kid with the blanket from 'Peanuts'?
• You have ever sent five dollars to an address in a "MAKE MONEY FAST!' post.
• There are three computers in your house, a vic-20, a Commodore-64 and your programmable Mr. Coffee
• A 'Scanner' is something you listen to truck drivers and cops with.
• Your nine year old daughter has ever installed software for you.
• Yo evur dun posted a crateke of anuther poster's gramur or spelin.
• You have ever committed a felony over Usenet.
• You have ever ADMITTED to committing a felony over Usenet.
• The World Wide Web is scary.
• You have ever used the phrase, 'Surfing the Web' or 'Driving on the Information Superhighway'
• The 'Fast Lane' on said highway is a 2400 baud modem.
• You use the Internet to pick up chicks.
• 'Kill File' is something you do with a screwdriver
• You have ever posted a religous commentary in a binaries group
• This list insults you more than it makes you laugh.