Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: wayne@.UUCP (Wayne Hathaway) Subject: Re: Kids - The Natural Comedians Date: Mon, 9 Feb 98 19:20:04 EST URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/90q2/peepee.html

In response to the request for "kids growing up" stories, here's one told to me many years ago by some friends about their five-year-old daughter, Laura. The mother calls it "The Kevin Incident." The father just says "Like Mother, Like Daughter."

It seems that Laura came home from Nursery School one day and announced that Kevin had pee-peed in the yard. Since Laura was one of the older children in the Nursery School group, her parents wanted to impress on her that she should try to help the younger children learn right from wrong, so they said "Well, Laura honey, how big is Kevin?"

Whereupon Laura held her two index fingers an inch or so apart and said "Oh, about this big."