Family picture on his desk: He must be a solid, responsible family man.
Family picture on her desk: She puts her family before her career.
His desk is cluttered: He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
Her desk is cluttered: She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain.
He is talking with his co-workers: He must be discussing the latest deal.
She is talking with her co-workers: She must be gossiping.
He's not in the office: He's meeting a customer.
She's not in the office: She must be out shopping.
He's having lunch with the boss: He's on his way up.
She's having lunch with the boss: They must be having an affair.
The boss criticized him: He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticized her: She'll be very upset.
He got an unfair deal: Did he get angry?
She got an unfair deal: Did she cry?
He's getting married: He'll get more settled.
She's getting married: She'll get pregnant and leave.
He's having a baby: He'll need a raise.
She's having a baby: She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
He's going on a business trip: It's good for his career.
She's going on a business trip: What does her husband say?
He's leaving for a better job: He knows how to recognize a good opportunity.
She's leaving for a better job: Women are not dependable.