Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: rarosenb@rci.rutgers.edu (Bob Rosenberg) Subject: The Grandmistress Date: Sun, 12 Sep 1999 19:30:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/99/Sep/grandmistress.html

In the New York Times chess column, 5 Sept. 1999 (p. 33):

"In fact, if her game has a fault, it is that she is trigger-happy: she wants to mate everyone at once, or at least in 20 moves."