A guy is playing golf, his ball goes into the woods, he follows it in and finds it next to an unconscious leprechaun. The guy helps the leprechaun up, apologizes and the leprechaun says "No, yeh've caught me. Name yer three wishes."

The guy says "Thanks anyway but really I'm very happy with my life. I can't think of anything to wish for."

"Yeh must have yer three wishes" says the leprechaun. "If ye won't name them yerself I'll name them for ya. First of all, yeh'll always be in perfect health."

The guy says "I guess I can't complain about that."

The leprechaun says "Second, yeh'll never want for money."

The guy says "Who could argue with that?"

The leprechaun says "And for yer third wish, ye'll have an incredible sex life."

A year later the guy is again playing golf. Again his ball goes into the woods and again he finds it next to the same leprechaun. Again the guy helps him up and the leprechaun says "Oh it's you again. So tell me how are the wishes going? How about the first wish?"

The guy says, "You know, I haven't had as much as a sniffle since you granted me that wish. I've never felt better in my life!"

"Good, good" says the leprechaun. "And your second wish?"

The guys says "It's amazing. Every time I stick my hand in my pocket, I pull out a $20 bill. Money's absolutely no worry for me now at all."

"Good, good" says the leprechaun. "And how about your third wish?"

The guy says "My sex life is great. Why, I have sex twice a week!"

"Twice a week? Is that all?" says the leprechaun. "The wish was for an incredible sex life. You call that incredible?"

The guy answers "You know, twice a week isn't bad for the parish priest in a small town."