A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for it for and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made the mistake."

"What did you do?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to the misses, "This looks just like yours!"