Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: rfarring@aslnx1.asb.uah.edu (Robert M. Farrington) Subject: Come-on Put-down Date: Fri, 12 Nov 1999 19:20:00 PST URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/94q4/2assholes.html

Heard this years ago in an office I worked in (it actually happened):

A particularly annoying "womanizer" in our office was put in his place nicely with the following exchange:

He: "I sure would like to get in your pants!"

She: "Just great. Then I'd have two ass-holes in there!"