Two New Elements
Here are two new elements for the periodic chart:
- Element:
- WOMEN
- Symbol:
- Wo
- Atomic Weight:
- 180 +/-100
- Physical Properties:
- Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts
whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
- Chemical Properties:
- Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver,
platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great
amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better
specimen. Ages rapidly.
- Usage:
- Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth.
Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Caution: Highly
explosive in inexperienced hands.
- Element:
- MAN
- Symbol:
- XY
- Atomic Weight:
- 200 +/-100
- Physical Properties:
- Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and
sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples
are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young fresh samples.
- Chemical Properties:
- Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also, tends to form strong
bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for
prolonged period of time. Pretty basic. Neutralize by saturating with
alcohol.
- Usage:
- None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to produce
large quantities on command. Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element
rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.