Dating Terms
- DATING:
- The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get
better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present
and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
- EASY:
- A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
- EYE CONTACT:
- A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is
interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty
looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually
due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
- FRIEND:
- A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which
makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
- INDIFFERENCE:
- A woman's feeling towards a man, usually interpreted by the man as "playing
hard to get".
- IRRITATING HABIT:
- What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to
each other turn into after a few months together.
- NYMPHOMANIAC:
- A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
- SOBER:
- A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
- ATTRACTION:
- The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
- LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT:
- What occurs when two extremely horny but not entirely choosy people
meet.
- LAW OF RELATIVITY:
- How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to
how unattractive your date is.