Children's Books You Will NOT See
- "You Were an Accident"
- "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
- "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
- "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
- "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
- "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
- "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
- "The Attention Defecit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer... Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
- "All Dogs Go to Hell"
- "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
- "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
- "What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
- "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
- "Bi-Curious George"
- "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
- "Mr. Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
- "You Are Different and That's Bad"
- "Why God Burned Down Disneyland"