Children's Books You Will NOT See

• "You Were an Accident"
• "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
• "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
• "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
• "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
• "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
• "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
• "The Attention Defecit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer... Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
• "All Dogs Go to Hell"
• "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
• "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
• "What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
• "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
• "Bi-Curious George"
• "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
• "Mr. Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
• "You Are Different and That's Bad"
• "Why God Burned Down Disneyland"