A brunette walked into a sports bar at 9:58pm. She sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at the brunette and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
The brunette replied, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde argued, "Well, I bet he won't."
The brunette placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed $20 to the brunette, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
The brunette said, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5:00 news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
The brunette took the money.