Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: king@ukulele.reasoning.com (Dick King) Subject: A problem with bicycle mittens Date: Thu, 3 Jun 1999 19:20:01 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/95q1/bikemittens.html

I have a pair of "lobster claws"; thickish bicycle gloves which hold my index and middle fingers in one sleeve, and my pinkey and ring finger in a second. This keeps all my fingers warmer.

However, my daughter asked how I could bike in these gloves.

I explained to her that you don't really need much manual dexterity to ride a bicycle.

She said...

"What do you do if a driver cuts you off?"