Peter says, "You've been a good cat all your life. I would like to give you a gift. What would you like?"

The cat says, "Well, in my house, they had a big satin pillow, and I always wanted to sleep on it. So I guess I want a satin pillow."

Peter says, "Okay, I'll get you one."

Then this family of mice comes up to Peter, and he says, "You've been good mice. You didn't eat the farmers crops or cause any trouble, so I'd like to give you a gift. What do you want?"

The mice say, "Well, the farmer's kids had roller skates, and we always thought it would be fun to go roller skating. Could we have some roller skates?"

Peter says, "Okay, I'll get you some."

The next week, Peter is walking in Heaven and sees the cat. He asks how he likes the pillow.

"Oh, it's great," says the cat. "And the Meals on Wheels were a nice touch."