Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns Subject: Yoda grammar From: greck@quickening.catt.ncsu.edu (greck cannon) Date: Sat, 1 Jun 2002 7:20:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/96/May/yoda.html

Here's an original (to my best knowledge) by Donald Simmons that was posted to a kind of strange thread on ncsu.general...

[Note - posted with Andy Simmons' permission. My thanks to him - ed.]

From: dasimmon@unity.ncsu.edu (Donald Andrew Simmons) Subject: Re: Yoda Grammar

In article <4l01ke$ivr@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>,
Ravi K. Swamy <rkswamy@unity.ncsu.edu> wrote:
>
>>Ever wonder if there are others of Yoda's race, and if they speak the
>>same way?
>
>Oh, the horror.

Imagine the yoda-men in the office, around the water cooler.

Yoda 1: Hello, Bill.

Yoda 2: Morning, Hank.

Yoda 1: Finish that proposal, you did?

Yoda 2: Yes, finally. Quite a chore, it was.

Yoda 1: That Henderson, he is a slave driver, eh?

Yoda 2: Yes. To kick his ass I'd like. "There is no try, only do." Asshole he is.