Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: michaelconover@netcarrier.comX (Michael J Conover) Subject: Who Wants To Be...... Date: Sat, 5 Feb 2000 19:30:00 PST URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/00/Feb/millionaire.html

A man comes home from work and says to his wife, "Honey, whaddya say we go upstairs and have a little sex?"

"No," she replies, "I have a headache."

"Is that your final answer?" he asks.

"Of course."

"In that case, I'm going to have to phone a friend."