This is from a multi-generation xerox copy that was given to me by
someone I know. I have no idea where it came it from or if it is accurate,
but it is amusing nonetheless.
- AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN.
- Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
- FEKR GABUL CRADAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR.
- I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor with my
arms above my head and my legs apart.
- SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GOFTEH BANDE.
- I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.
- AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST.
- It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your
car.
- FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA
JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN.
- If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will
gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.
- KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEH AMERIKAHEY.
- I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling
as reporters.
- BALLI, BALLI, BALLI!
- Whatever you say!
- MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN.
- The red blindfold will be lovely, excellency.
- TIEKH NUNEH OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM.
- The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the
recipe.
[Ed: Reportedly these phrases are actually garbled Persian!]