Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Monica Update From: rkweaver@davesworld.net (The Weavers) Date: Wed, 18 Aug 1999 19:30:01 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/99/Aug/monica.html

Monica Lewinsky was back in the news a couple of weeks ago, when she got in a minor accident. However, doctors say Monica's injuries from her car crash were minor, and she should be back on her knees in no time.

[Heard on the "Bob and Tom Show", a nationally syndicated radio morning show]