Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: glenn@the-nest.com (Glenn Brensinger) Subject: Monica Lewinsky's Accident Date: Mon, 2 Aug 1999 19:30:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/99/Aug/lewinsky.html

This morning, National Public Radio reported that Monica Lewinsky had been in an accident with her Sport Utility Vehicle. Immediately, four things came to my mind:

1. She must have blown a rod.
2. Obviously, her driving sucks, too.
3. It's not the first time she flipped over something with a spare tire.
4. I wonder how badly THIS accident stained her dress.