Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Who does Monica think she is? From: mark@wutka.com (Mark Wutka) Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1998 3:20:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Oct/mlwin.html

I noticed some interesting things about Monica Lewinsky:

• Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill
• She sucks
• She blows
• She's bloated
• She's the focus of a huge legal battle
• She'll go down in a heartbeat

Who does she think she is, Microsoft Windows?