Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: maegaera@yahoo.com (Maegaera Erinnyes) Subject: Just like Microsoft... Date: Sun, 3 Oct 1999 19:30:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/99/Oct/mstongue.html

On seeing a girl with a pierced tongue, he thought, "Just like Microsoft. Can't do the job right, so throw hardware at it."