THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
  1. He went into his father's business.
  2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
  3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
  1. He never got married.
  2. He never held a steady job.
  3. His last request was a drink.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
  1. His first name was Jesus.
  2. He was always in trouble with the law.
  3. His mother did not know who his father was.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
  1. He talked with his hands.
  2. He had wine with every meal.
  3. He worked in the building trades.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
  1. He called everybody brother.
  2. He had no permanent address.
  3. Nobody would hire him.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
  1. He never cut his hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot.
  3. He invented a new religion.