Some football facts...
- What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A huddle.
- Four Dallas Cowboys in a car... Who's driving?
The police.
- Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
- Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8
weeks before he can videotape a teammate having sex.
- I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin.
They got rid of the Refrigerator, so now they want a Coke machine.
- The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to
take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on "grass."
- The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System":
"Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor."
- The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year: 12 arrests, 5
convictions.
- The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired
a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran
- How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
Studying the Miranda Rights.