Artery: the study of paintings

Bacteria: the back door of a cafeteria

Barium: what to do when patients die

Bowel: a letter like "A,E,I,O, or U"

Caesarean: a neighborhood in Rome

Cat Scan: searching for kitty

Cauterize: make eye contact with her

Dilate: to live long

Enema: not a friend

Fester: real fast or quicker

Genital: not a Jew

G.I. Series: military ball game

Hangnail: coat hook

Impotent: distinguished or well-known

Morbid: a higher offer

Nitrates: cheaper than day rates

Node: was aware of

Pelvis: a cousin of Elvis

Postoperative: a letter carrier

Recovery Room: a place to do upholstery

Rectum: dang near killed `em

Tablet: a small table

Tumor: more than one

Urine: opposite of your out

Varicose: nearby, not far