Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: Mike_Perry@DGE.ceo.dg.com Subject: British Humour Date: Wed, 5 Aug 1998 19:30:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Aug/british.html

In a recent television show in the UK, actor and comedian John Cleese explained three reasons why the British are superior to Americans:

1. They speak English.
2. When they host a world championship, they invite other countries.
3. Visitors to the head of state are only expected to go down on one knee.