A little story from Albert, a life-long hunter from Minnesota:

There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela's Sporting Goods store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my selection of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!