Why Yahtzee is Like Sex...

• Can be played in pairs or as a group.
• Can be played alone, but isn't quite as much fun.
• The longer and straighter it is, the more it's worth.
• Roll around together, and whoever scores the most wins.
• Stick things wherever you think they feel the best.
• Can be played in bed, on the floor, on a table...
• "Hey, babe, wanna roll my dice?"
• If it's good, you scream. If not, play along quietly and wait for the other player to finish.
• Gloating about the score you had last week/month/year.
• Keep what you have, or try again for something better.
• Somtimes it's easy to get what you want, sometimes not.
• When you finish, PLAY AGAIN!

(by Dave Hibbs <midnite@iastate.edu>)