A young couple just married and in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said "Here, put these on!"
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants!" she said.
"That's right!!" said the husband, "And don't you forget it. I wear the pants in the family!"
With that, she flipped him her panties and said seductively, "Try these on!"
He tried them on and found that he could only get them on as far as his knee caps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your attitude changes!"