Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: gsmith@passport.ca (Greg Smith) Subject: Updating the list Date: Sat, 3 Jan 98 19:30:10 EST URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jan/newlist.html

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