Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns Subject: We'll Your Honor, You See.... From: ernie@oregon.cray.com (Ernie Smith) Date: Sun, 2 Jun 2002 19:20:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/96/Apr/baddog.html

It seems that a man was brought to criminal court for the murder of his wife.

Judge: Sir, you have been brought before me and stand accussed of killing your wife. What do you have to say in your defense?

Man: Well, your Honor, I came home early and found my wife in bed with my best friend, and I shot her. That's all I have to say.

Judge: I see nothing in the transcript that mentions what happened to your best friend, would you please tell me what happened with him?

Man: Well, your Honor, I pointed my finger at him and said, "BAD DOG. BAD DOG!"