"Croatia is free," said Tomasz acerbically.
"I think not," said Descartes, and promptly disappeared.
(*) (*) <--- Tribbles with shields up
2091 newsgroups & nothing on...
A conclusion is where you get tired of thinking.
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get!
Anyone have a coat hanger? My brain itches.
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
Are you rolling your own jelly babies in there?
Avian species of identical plumage congregate.
Bigamist: dense fog in Italy
Book Title: The Lonely Hooker by Anita Mann
But, Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registered!
Can I leave now? My brain is full.
Captain, please, not in front of the Klingons.
Cluelessness... try it!
Coincidences always happen for a reason.
Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS
Custer was fitted for an Arrow shirt.
Disclaimer: I disclaim, therefore I am. Be warned...
Disclaimer: Nope, never saw her before in my life.
Don't be a sexist; broads hate that.
Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things.
Exceptions always outnumber rules.
Excuse me, but can anyone tell me what's going on here?
Fight against violence!
First rule of fighting; Don't get hit.
Fools wander; wise men travel.
HEBREW - the MANLY beer!
He who cachinnates ultimately, cachinnates optimally.
He's fighting fire with fire and flirting with death.
Hmmm... It's either very young cheese or very old meat.
I am GOD in here!
I haven't lost my mind; it's right here in this jar.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
I love mankind. It's the people I can't stand.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
I read it on USE[less]NET so it must be true.
I speak for the little birdies that follow me around.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.
I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Insanity - It's only a state of mind.
Is "tired old cliche" one?
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
It could have happened, so it must be true.
It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows.
It's OK for women to laugh at men; just don't point.
It's better than a sharp stick in the eye!
It's like the blonde leading the blonde.
It's not hard to meet expenses; they're everywhere.
Jello is antimatter.
Justify my text? I'm sorry, but it has no excuse.
Life is a piece of shit when you look at it - Python
Life would be easy if we only had the source code.
Live long and orgasm.
Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
No Facts but...
Nothing's bulletproof if you've got a big enough bullet!
Only use moderation in moderation.
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
Poetry isn't obscene, it's per verse.
Precinct toilet stolen. Cops have nothing to go on...
Preserve Wild Life. Throw a party.
Programming is an art form that fights back.
Promiscuity, controlled substances, & anapestic tempo.
Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
Put politicians in their place - landfills!
Quality Assurance dosen't.
Roads? Where we're going, we won't need ROADS!
SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory.
Sex has no calories.
Sorry to inject some facts into this newsgroup...
Take comfort in the saying, "Beauty is only skin deep."
The Knave of Hearts was Guilty!
The Overpopulation of China by Wee Fukum Yung
The best place to party is any place but yours.
The more hair I lose, the more head I get!
They pay me to think... as long as I keep my mouth shut.
This tagline was created with 85% recycled pixels.
Today's assembler command : EXOP Execute Operator
Under repair. Normal service shall resume tomorrow!
Veni, vidi, fece!
Want me to create a diversion?
We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.
Yeah, but she was only a little bit pregnant!
(If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses)
grep... grep... grep... (frog with unix stuck in its throat)