A newfie was going to Toronto on the airplane and started talking to an
mainlander.
Newfie: Lord Tundrin' Geeses Bye, what do you do for a livin'?
Mainlander: Well, I'm a psychoanalyst.
Newfie: Psychoanalyst, what the heck is that?
Mainlander: It's hard to explain, so I'll give you an example.
Mainlander: Do you own a fishtank?
Newfie: Yes, I got a tank.
Mainlander: Well, I bet you like fish then?
Newfie: Yeah, I like fish.
Mainlander: Well, if you like fish then you probably like the water.
Newfie: Yeah, I love the water.
Mainlander: Well, if you like the water, then you probably like to go to the beach.
Newfie: I love to go the beach.
Mainlander: I bet you like to look at girls in bikinis while you're at the beach.
Newfie: You betcha.
Mainlander: And as you're looking at girls on the beach I bet you think about taking them home and having your way with them.
Newfie: Gosh, How did you know that?
Mainlander: Well, that's what a psychoanalyst is.
Newfie: Oh.
The newfie was goin back to St. John's and started to talk to another
mainlander on the plane.
Newfie: Hi, How ya doin?
Mainlander: Oh, fine I guess.
Newfie: I'm a psychoanalyst.
Mainlander: You're a psychoanalyst?
Newfie: Yeah, let me explain it to ya.
Newfie: Do you own a fishtank?
Mainlander: No.
Newfie: What are ya, some kind of faggot?!?