Subject: An important warning for you

Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list. I hate those hoax e-mail warnings, but this one is important.

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your boobs, do not show him your boobs. This is a scam; he only wants to see your boobs.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.