Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: sscherme@capecod.net (Skid Schermerhorn - W 1 T T Y) Subject: THE PERFECT MAN Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2000 19:30:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/00/Jul/perfectman.html
The perfect man is gentle, Never cruel or mean; He has a beautiful smile, And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side. He will be a darn good father And a husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking, Cleaning and vacuuming, too. He'll do anything in his power To show his love to you.
The perfect man is sweet, Writing poetry in your name. He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain.
He never makes you cry Or hurt in any way. Oh, fuck this stupid poem... The perfect man is gay.
[Making the rounds, unattributed]