Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns Subject: A Joke for pay-day From: smf@saffron.lcs.mit.edu (Stuart Freedman) Date: Sat, 27 Oct 2001 7:20:00 PDT URL:http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/88q4/nonbook/payday.117.html

Q: What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?

A: You don't have to beg your girlfriend to blow your paycheck.