I love your amber color, Although you're sometimes red. I think you would be duller Without your bubbly head.
I really like to drink the brew, Not coffee or tea, my dear. I like it more than Mt. Dew. I really want some beer!
I need you at every dawn Or in the afternoon. I'll drink you on my lawn Underneath the moon.
I want you in a pony keg Or in a 12 oz. can. Please my friend, don't make me beg. I really love you, man!
I always like to hit the bong: The beer flows really fast. I could drink a beer all day long; I have done that in the past!
When I try the keg stand, I admit I have quite a skill. I am the best in all the land, And no one can drink my fill!
When I drink and pass out On the third floor's flight of stairs, My friend helps me without a doubt; I really know she cares!
I look into my bed and see, Through goggles made of beer, This ugly chick looking back at me; I say, "Who the hell are you?" in fear.
In the morn I take a bow And pop two Advil really quick. I run down to the bathroom now, Because I'm getting sick!
I bow down to the porcelain god And let the puke just flow. At least I'm not out in the sod Like I was two nights ago!
Last night is just a bunch of fuzz I can't remember very well. I must have had a real good buzz, But that bitch sure looked like hell!
My hangover hurts just a bit; My head may pop, I fear; And the best way to get rid of it Is to have another BEER!