Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: Martyn.Amos@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (Martyn Amos) Subject: Nun shall pass Date: Mon, 6 Mar 2000 19:20:00 PST URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/94q4/nuncross.html

Two nuns were driving along the road, and see a man exposing himself. "Holy Mother of God!" exclaimed the Mother Superior. "Sister! Show him your cross!" So the other nun winds down the window, leans out, and shouts, "Fuck off!"