Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: pirmann@panix.com (David Pirmann) Subject: Octopus joke Date: Wed, 24 Jun 1998 19:30:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jun/octopus.html

Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sets the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world. He will bet $50 on it. A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50. A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sets them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look. "Ha!", the man says, "Can't you play it?" The octopus looks up at the man and says, "Play it? I'm going to fuck it as soon as I get those pajamas off!"