Megan had only been married a few years when her husband died in a car accident, and almost four years later, she was still grieving. Her best friend from college was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into dating. Finally, Megan said she'd go out, but she didn't know anyone.
Her friend immediately replied, "No problem! I have someone for you to meet. My cousin, Steve, just moved into town."
As luck would have it, they took to one another immediately, and after dating for six weeks, Steve asked Megan to join him for a weekend in the Bahamas.
Their first night there, they both undressed. There they stood: Steve was completely nude, as was Megan… except for a pair of black lacy panties.
Looking at her, Steve asked, "Why the black panties?"
Megan replied, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
Steve knew he was not getting any further that night and went to sleep somewhat frustrated.
The following night, the same situation: Megan stood there wearing just the black panties, and Steve stood completely naked… except this time, he had on a black condom.
Megan looked at him and asked, "Why the black condom?"
Steve replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."