Ron meets a girl at a gambling Riverboat and she invites him back to her place for the night. She still lived with her parents, but they were out of town and this was the perfect opportunity. They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom. Ron walks in the door he notices all these fluffy toys. There's hundreds of them, fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe, fluffy toys on the bookshelf and window sill, there's more on the floor, and of course fluffy toys all over the bed.

Later, after they've had sex, Ron turns to her and asks, "So... how was I?"

She says, "Well... you can take anything from the bottom shelf."