We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where
:) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these
are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well,
how about some "ass icons"?
Here goes:
| (_!_) | a regular ass |
|---|---|
| (__!__) | a fat ass |
| (!) | a tight ass |
| (_._) | a flat ass |
| (_^^_) | a bubble ass |
| (_*_) | a sore ass |
| (_!__) | a lop-sided ass |
| {_!_} | a swishy ass |
| (_o_) | an ass that's been around |
| (_O_) | and ass that's been around even more |
| (_x_) | kiss my ass |
| (_X_) | leave my ass alone |
| (_zzz_) | a tired ass |
| (_o^^o_) | a wise ass |
| (_13_) | an unlucky ass |
| :-) -: | Smilie with an erection |
|---|---|
| :-) 8 - | Female |
| :-| 8( )- | Pregnant Female |
| :-( :- | Impotent (Or let down) |
| :-) -8 | Blue balls |
| ;-) o===8 | Braggart |
| :-\ 8o | After a cold shower |
| ;-) ===8 | Circumcised |
| 8-O --* | Just before doubling over with pain |
| :-) -^-: | In need of some corrective surgery |
| :-) :-... | Taking a leak |
| :-} -oo-: | Taking matters into hand |
| :-{ -__-: | After slamming the toilet seat |
| :-o ^^: | After zipping up fly too fast |