Two guys, both young engineers, were talking in a bar after work. "Guess what," says the first guy. "I met this gorgeous blonde in a bar." "What did you do?" asks the other guy. "Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood, and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off!" "You're kidding me!" says the second guy. "Nope," says the first guy. "I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her up and put her on my desk, next to my new laptop." "Really?" asks the second guy. "You got a new laptop?"