Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: howard@wdsec.com Subject: Creative Writing Date: Wed, 22 Oct 97 19:30:01 EDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/97/Oct/essay.html

[E-mailed to me by a friend]

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements:

• religion
• royalty
• sex
• mystery

The prize-winning essay read:

"My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"