In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status. The following courses will be offered:
| GE101: | Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges |
| GE102: | Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic") |
| GE103: | How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One |
| GE104: | How to Parallel Park |
| GE105: | Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity |
| GE106: | Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps |
| GE107: | Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera |
| HE101a: | Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Prematurely |
| HE101b: | Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely |
| HE101c: | Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely |
| HE101d: | Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely |
| HE102: | How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How to Cut Credit Cards in Half") |
| HE103: | Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?") |
| IR101: | How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation |
| IR102: | Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching Roller Derby |
| IR103: | Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b) |
| IR104: | Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce |
| IR105: | Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too") |
| IR106: | Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials (formerly called "We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator' is REALLY For!") |
| SE101a: | How to Say "Yes" |
| SE101b: | How to Say "No" But Mean "Yes" |
| SE102: | Sex - It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore |
| SE103: | Who Belongs on Top and Why |
| SE104: | Lingerie - The Gift that Keeps On Giving |
| SE105: | Sexual Alternatives for "That Time of the Month" (formerly titled "Any Old Port in a Storm") |
| SE106: | Foreplay (not a required course, for extra credit only) |