Classes for Women

In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status. The following courses will be offered:

General Education:

GE101:Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
GE102:Checkbook Balancing
(formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic")
GE103:How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
GE104:How to Parallel Park
GE105:Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity
GE106:Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps
GE107:Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera

Home Economics:

HE101a:Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Prematurely
HE101b:Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely
HE101c:Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely
HE101d:Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely
HE102:How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have
(formerly "How to Cut Credit Cards in Half")
HE103:Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome"
(formerly called "How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")

Interpersonal Relationships:

IR101:How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation
IR102:Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching Roller Derby
IR103:Submission - a Biblical Perspective
(prereq: SE101a or b)
IR104:Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce
IR105:Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS)
(formerly "Keeping Your Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too")
IR106:Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials
(formerly called "We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator' is REALLY For!")

Sex Education:

SE101a:How to Say "Yes"
SE101b:How to Say "No" But Mean "Yes"
SE102:Sex - It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
SE103:Who Belongs on Top and Why
SE104:Lingerie - The Gift that Keeps On Giving
SE105:Sexual Alternatives for "That Time of the Month"
(formerly titled "Any Old Port in a Storm")
SE106:Foreplay
(not a required course, for extra credit only)